An Ode To Love Island

If you’re already a regular viewer, I salute you. If you’ve yet to be converted, sit back and allow me to convince you why you really should – nay, really must watch Love Island. You’ve probably heard snippets of conversation by the water cooler at work or in the line at the supermarket about boys being girls’ “type on paper,” about housemates “catching feelings,” or unsuspecting females being “sucked into the dicksand.” No? Well, you must not live in the UK. If you did, you would have...