Is Crumbl falling apart? Yes, it is

Perhaps by now you have seen, somewhere on social media, a drink made by Crumbl that half the internet seems convinced could be a biohazard.Called the Crazy Cousins, it mixes a base like Sprite or Mountain Dew with a full can of Red Bull, strawberry purée, pineapple syrup, and a serious glug of coconut milk. The 32-ounce version delivers 186 grams of slurpable sugar.“Almost half a pound of sugar, or five cans of Coke” is how Itay Shechter, a wellness influencer with more than a million...