No, The Oscars Definitely Shouldn't Add A "Best Fitness Trainer" Category

On Thursday, Reebok President Matt O'Toole posted an open letter to the newly elected president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences — you know, the people who hand out Oscars every year — asking that they consider adding a "Best Fitness Trainer" category to next year's awards. "We believe we must honor the bodies we’ve been given. And I’m asking you to honor those who help propel our favorite artists to fame and fortune along the way," he wrote. "There are hundreds of major...