The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! No one is full of more false hope than a parent with a new chore chart. — Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 26, 2017 *Sees burglar hiding in closet*Me: Hey, mind if I hide in here with you? I...