The Weekly Design Roast, #20

In order for this to be accurate to New York, the two potted plants in the middle should be smoking, dropping ashes on the painting below and annoying the plant above with their wafting fumes. "I designed this for The Punisher's getaway cabin in the Adirondacks" The purpose of cabinet doors is to either obscure contents from view or keep dust off of them. What is the purpose of these ropes? The perfect desk design, for people who often put their dog on speakerphone. You...