I Went To Gwyneth Paltrow's $1,500 GOOP Summit & Here's What Happened

As someone more into pizza than probiotics, I've never given the Goop lifestyle much thought. Well, I have — but I've perused the site just long enough to deduce that it was not for me. In fact, if you told me just a month ago that I would be spending my Saturday at Gwyneth Paltrow's wellness retreat, aptly named In Goop Health, I may have laughed. (Or at least asked you where I got the extra $500 to spend on the day-long event.) Alas, my Saturday was spent blending in as best as possible...