Why Food Is My Only Relationship Deal-Breaker

When I think about the future, any boyfriend or husband is a question mark. I imagine settling down some day, but I don’t daydream about a type of guy. Instead, I imagine my wedding with a blurry face groom, kind of like the perps on Cops. I can easily see any number of men being suitable partners, which might be exactly the kind of dumb optimism it takes to be single and looking in the 21st century. I really only have one deal-breaker: food. Though my dating calendar is rarely full, I’ve...